Songtext:
[ll cool j] Klebefolien für Fenster Yeah.. Yeah i like that guitar man, yeah Yo e-love i like the way you flipped that guitar man Knahmsayin? it was a good idea man, knahmsayin? yeah It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin? I wanna get hype man, i wanna do this, yaknahmsayin? Just gon' chill, check it out
Slick as vasoline, smell good as cologne I'm like a muscle man in jail -- they leave me alone I rhyme like superman, you rap like jimmy olson I break you like a bottle of green golden molson Lichterketten basteln You ain't a real rhymer, you look like a actress How you gon' sleep on me holmes, do i look like a mattress? Am i that old, do i walk like grady? I'ma hundred-fifty proof, smirnoff is only 80 Don't you ever try to rock my house I'm a real cool cat, know what i'm sayin mickey mouse? The poetry specialist, so take a dose of this Now think about it -- can you really come close to this? You soft as powder, weak as a cabin cooler Ugly as work shoes, messin with the ruler: The ultimate writer reciter and def entertainer I work myself harder than a boxer's trainer volksmärchen
Chorus: ll cool j
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) Immobilien Görlitz [ll cool j] You end up, underneath my sneaker You're dog doo-doo, i'm watchin you get weaker You can't believe, the skill and dexterity Ll cool j, and the j is for jeremy So buff me, james todd the earthquaker That's right my brother, you're goin out like sega {*censored*} chewed, so whassup dude? One of my battles'll get your girlies in the mood Sucker mc's really make me sick I'm so bad, i can suck my own {dick} If you go to your girl's house and i'm there already Werbeberatung Leverkusen Don't go crazy cause my name ain't eddie Rhymes so rough, it's like a course in trigonometry When einstein was talkin, he was talkin bout me The prince of the earth, and i'ma give birth To a rhyme so hard you look soft as a smurf Gigglin and wigglin, so how we goin out? Lovely, and that's without a doubt!
Chorus 3/4x
[ll cool j] Rappers are my servants, they serve me like an emperor kitzbühel tirol When i'm through, you'll need a nurse to take your temperature And cool you down, cause you're cold as leftovers Not the ones on the table, i'm talkin about ruff rovers You can't get over -- what's my name, goofy? You smoke i'm no joke, so my brother break out the looseys And take a pull, cause the buck stops here I get swift as a magician, wreck {shit} and dissapear Don't cross me, or lose your loyalty To the prince of the rap court, i'm royalty And it ain't no puzzle, it's a shame how rappers guzzle Paragraphs i put together so i carry a muzzle To shut em up and cut em up and make em be quiet Baby Tragetücher I'm a one man riot, so don't even try it The prince of special tactics, plus i'm athletic Before you play your hand you better do some calisthetics Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine Speak your piece, then i'ma go for mine And i guarantee you, i'm gonna strike again I recommend my friend you drop the pen and give in Cop out to one rhyme cause you're facin ten I ain't sidney poitier but we can 'do this again' I'm nice wit mines, and i gotta admit it You don't really wanna battle, why don'tcha just forget it! verknüpfer Chorus 1/2
[ll cool j] But if you're hard headed and you still don't understand Here's a little sample -- ehm ehm, my man
*brrrrrrring* "hello?" {*cut n scratch "cool j"*} ".. takes everything you've got" -> cheers (theme song) {*cut n scratch "pushin a broom"*} ".. sure would help a lot" -> cheers (theme song) Lomberg Ratingen [ll cool j] Check my stats, how we livin, i thought so I'm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, hell no My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on point I'm tellin you, they're the serious joint I eat my steak fast, i drink my brew slow My voice is milky with a nice clear flow I eat like a fat man, and walk like a gigolo I'm not a ballplayer, so now y'know!
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo) Cause i rock the house, everybody (aiyyo) And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Knowhati'msayin? and i'ma be straight til the year 3000 That's word to mother, knahmsayin? And i say mother with a v cause the v is for victory yaknahmsayin? Cause i'm the victor in this game, word up Knahmsayin? that's what time it is, peace
{*crew applause*}
That man, he sure is funky funky funky Funky! funky, he sho' is! You best believe he's funky! You didn't know??? funky!
